WARNING! DONT BUY CRYPTO OR GOLD! - MEMEing the news

in #bitcoin7 years ago (edited)


MEMEING THE NEWS

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Hurricane Harvey flooded Texas, the second largest economy in the U.S.
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Cat 5 Hurricane Irma menacing Florida
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You gotta read this post while listening to the following video. It will stick to your head harder than the fingers of central bankers on the money making button!

Hope you enjoyed this post!

Sorry for the black humor guys. I'm currently in Miami waiting for the hurricane, wish me luck!

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Happy crypto investing!

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really funny

Good work

Happy crypto investing!
i am very glad to know that...

You almost convinced me to close my crypto position :), should I?

Right away, right away my friend ;) haha

Ahahahaha done!!!

Hmm... I must buy some more crypto!
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Don't do it! ;)

This system is fucked up anyway :)

I buy more too Crypto!! :)

latest news gold

Same shit, different year!

Don't buy it, don't you do it! ;)

Upon further preponderance, buy Silver!

NO! Don't buy Silver, or Gold or Crypto, did you now read the post? hahah ;)

nice photo...........
Talk walks.....,,,,,,,,,,

It does seem the stars are aligning. I think they are pointing are something, not sure what. It isn't gold.

we must wait for markets to stabilize...

Oke, so the top is in!

North Korea is a joke, USA is a hyper power, who on this earth has the ability let alone the money to build a 15 billion dollar AirCraft Carrier? NO ONE BUT USA.

I dare Kim to fart in Trump's general direction.

We'll get the 9th wonder of the world,
Trump Crater,
AKA STUPID KIM's BUNG HOLE.

I'm not American but glad USA exsist today because most of us wouldn't.

Errr, I think someone has been drinking the koolaid again:)

Indeed, how does it taste?

USA so powerful the 9 /11 never happened! Yeah! America Fuck yeah!

Did WW2 not happened in your imaginary world too?


Btw, my upvote is worth zero, so I will reteem this post for more to enjoy.
Peace.lol! Great post @cryptoeagle! Thanks for making light of something so dire. Most can appreciate a lighter side in such dire times. This reminds me of @lexiconical, who has a way of posting insightful info with a spin that evokes a lol. I’m not sure it’s his intent; but, just the same.

I'm in Miami so this hurricane situation really has me worried. Hopefully it will go north and into the ocean. Following you and @lexiconical as well! Thanks so much for commenting and for let me know about this account!

and all those going through on the coast(s).Many prayers for you @cryptoeagle,

It seems like there's a price for everything, EVEN BEAUTIFUL WEATHER 360+ days a year.

Hurricanes can be a beast; but, remember Someone bigger than all the manmade-conspiracies has got this!

Thanks for the follow(s).

Godspeed for a swift exit of all the unwelcomed weather!

Peace.

Good post,... the monetary system is sick, the Fed is insane.
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Crypto is the best medicine to rid these ailments !!

All this going down around September 11th

Coincidence or nah 🤔.

September is always interesting...

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Is not that bad... yet.

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Should have bought bitcoin last nite when it went down under 4000 its already back up to 4400😭

Not sure about gold...am sure about cryptos.


Btw, my upvote is worth zero, so I will reteem this post for more to enjoy.
Peace.
Oh dear...I accidentally duplicated this post. I tried to DELETE the second one; but was told not allowed to do with plus net votes (?) This seems like a potential problem. Perhaps, someone can create an app that can detect duplicate replies in a post. My apologies. Perhaps, on your end you can gray out the duplicate. Thanks!lol! Great post @cryptoeagle! Thanks for making light of something so dire. Most can appreciate a lighter side in such dire times. This reminds me of @lexiconical, who has a way of posting insightful info with a spin that evokes a lol. I’m not sure it’s his intent; but, just the same.

Thank you so much. I'm in Miami, Florida, so all I can do now is have a bit of fun while waiting for the hurricane and there's still electricity :)

Do your best to prepare, and trust God to do the rest for your care!

The upside to no electricity is a cheaper light bill..????...okay...not a good time for upsiding; but, perhaps you will be one of the blessed ones whose electricity remains intact...

Peace.

This is the first time you have confused me @cryptoeagle.

Are you saying I shouldnt believe what they tell me on FoxNews or CNN? You mean things are not okay? CNBC tells me that the to run to the dollar, that is the flight to safety? Are you saying that all of this is untrue?

And I heard bitcoin was bad and is a ponzi scheme and I could loose all my money in them because they are nothing...created out of thin air. I need to have something tangible like good US currency issued with the backing of the stable and trustworthy US Government.

Come on....this guy wouldnt lie to us would he?

Just like this guy didnt...heck he is for peace.

And let us not forget this guy..

We are in good hands.

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Exactly, you should definitely stay in Fiat dollars, don't buy Bitcoin, Ethereum, or any other crypto, don't buy Gold, stay in dollars and listen to your politicians and mainstream media, they are there to protect you all the time! ;)

Okay now you are making sense. Good, I can turn back on CNN.

By the way, you be careful down there with Irma. I am 3 hours north and that son of a bitch is getting me on edge. My thoughts will remain with you the next 6 or 7 days....hopefully it turns and spares us all.

CNN, news you can trust. I'm so proud of you!
Let's hope that monster hurricane has a liking for water rather than land. regards

Thank you....I am working my way up to Sean Hannity....he only speaks the truth and never misleads anyone.

Great post! i like it the your post, thanks

I'm already in crypto. What now!?

Get out! Right now! Don't say I didn't warn you later ;)

meeh ... you almost convinced me :D
Nice try Bro ;)

The crypto go more to the moo !!!

I don't know why, but I found this to be quite hilarious.

Ha ha ha just now i have buy crypto, what's next?

Code talks. Talk walks.