Here's a poem I wrote about Bitcoin cash:

" Twas the night before chainsplit, and on every exchange
Lots of traders were stirring, converting their change
Bitcoin was bid to the chimney no care,
Not a creature could scare us; not even a bear.

For is it not just a shitcoin this bitcoin called cash?
We'll be selling it quick and watching it crash.
Try split the network we'll see who laughs last,
Remember Eth classic fell flat on its arse.

With 4 cents of the network you won't find a block
viaBTC can go suck a cock
I'll take your free coins so don't get me wrong;
Be selling them quick: moar fuel for my bong

It will all just be dump, there won't be no pump
and poor Haipo Yang will be proven a cunt
So whatever you do, when your coin splits in two
Remember the second is nothing but poo

So sell that shit quick, click click click click
Don't be that guy left holding the shit
You'll have smelly hands and wreck all your plans
So flush bitcoin crap as quick as you can "