Hello fellow members of my Steemit community! I am finally returned from an uber-successful worldwide press junket. My genetic marvel, the super-banana I call
The STEEMNANA
has been a favorite of media hounds across the globe!
Let me put to rest any questions you may have regarding a nasty rumor being spread about my donation of super-bananas to certain members of the press: If I brought each reporter a small supply of Steemnanas, it was strictly in the interest of keeping up their energy levels while working on their articles about me.
For those of you who may have not yet heard of the Steemnana (how could that be possible?), allow me to direct your attention to the previous Steemit posts about my greatest achievement thus far:
The unveiling of the Genetic Marvel, the STEEMNANA
and
A snack for all Steemians
For anyone leaving a comment below, not only will I upvote it (like the Banana Collective typically does), but I will also drop you a Steemnana of your very own!
Steemnana
can multi-task like there's no tomorrow --
blogging while shooting a video while upvoting while trading crypto like a wizard.
This is a fully edible (and delicious) entry on the banana market.
Soon...
bananas everywhere...
will be
Steemnanas!!
THE nutritional choice for snacking while steemin'.
@bananamemos
Contest #29 & Rules
This is part of the comedy contest, brought to Steemit by @comedyopenmic !
I nominate @redheadpei and @alom8 to give it a try.
My jerky brother
Steemit's youngest poetess:
overripe bananas
Roxana Bananamon on
Famous Lines from Fruitywood Films #7
Bananadore Dali with
Hi bananamemos,
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
Judges:
If you have any questions or queries please feel free to contact one of the judges or come say hi in discord: Click Here
Thank you to @matytan for the great banner @ComedyOpenMic For Witness And Disrupt The Steem Blockchain With Laughter!
Thanks! Here's a Steemnana to keep ya goin'
I'm interested in one of these super bananas
Here you go, @kigigha... use it wisely. These Steemnanas are power-charged for super-human feats while posting on Steemit! (I know, it's genius.)Thanksfor the nominationπ. Iβll do my best. π β€οΈ π π πYeah, it's a double edge being invited to one of these contests sometimes. ;-) We like the photo; we're callin' it a Batnana, though not sure that's what it really is, it looks like it to us.
Dear Ms. PEI ~ Allow me to gift you with a Steemnana to keep you going...
Thanks Dr.Frankenpeel, Loose Cannon for your Steemnana.
Thank you for the entertainment, @rentmoney. Here is your snack to keep you goin' while Steemin'What an amazing accomplishment and fruit Dr. Frankenpeel! I could definitely use a steemnana or two!
Thank you for appreciating my creation, @paradigm42. Here's a snack to keep up your energy while Steemin' along:Congratulations Dr. Frankenpeel, on your successful press tour. Your work is sure to improve the the worlds nutrition.
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One can certainly hope that the world sits up and takes notice of such a super-fruit.
And I'm not done...
Dr. Frankenpeel, it looks like you're loved world-wide!
What can I say? People recognize genius when they see it. Here's your snack, keep on Steemin'!
Thanks, Dr. Frankenpeel!
I do not know how to take part in your competition
post here and also the Rules
Hi @urme33 ~ It's a weekly contest, and you can read this
And hey, before you go, here's a snack for you:
Hi @bananamemos!
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