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About the skunks. This reminds me of a story my friend once told me in the university. A cheetah pursued a skunk to a corner and the skunk release its foul smelling gas. The rate of deceleration and reverse acceleration of the cheetah to get away from the skunk, is record as the highest rate of deceleration of a cheetah. I don't know how true it is cause I haven't seen any record to support. But it sounds funny.

I wish I was as fast as a cheetah whenever I see a skunk!

The speed of a cheetah being skunk sprayed. :)

i'd run away if i see one coming. I can't afford to smell that bad