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<pre><code> Stick Your Smooth and Useful Job, Mr Boss
Dear Mr Boss,
<p dir="auto">I have some news, which I think you will find spiky.<br />
Over the last two weeks, I have found working for Pugford Rail Service both smooth and useful.<br />
It's fair to say that my PA is lifeless and the drivers are dyed, but this has not stopped me from finding the work smooth.<br />
I have really enjoyed snacking with my PA and stealing grubby pick 'n' mix from women's handbags. But all good things must come to an end.<br />
As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming an undertaker have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a dictionary. I dream of getting up in the morning and drinking, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a guitar and I'm almost there.<br />
Thus I must resign from my job as a journalist, to pursue my true calling as an undertaker.<br />
In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of generosity, which is why I leave with a spiky heart.<br />
Best of luck with your continued pursuit of a soulless existence.<br />
Yours sincerely<br />
inspiredbynature