• puddlejumper (43)in #corona • 5 years ago

  Be Like This Little Piggy

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• puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years ago

  Two guys walk into a bar. ...The third one ducks.

  Two guys walk into a bar. ...The third one ducks.

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• puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years ago

  What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? ...Ba-na-na-na

  What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? ...Ba-na-na-na

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• puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years ago

  Did you know - 5/4 of people are bad at fractions.

  Did you know - 5/4 of people are bad at fractions.

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• puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years ago

  A three-legged dog walked into a bar and said, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

  A three-legged dog walked into a bar and said, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

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• puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years ago

  Someone asked me if I was alright. I replied "No, I'm half left."

  Someone asked me if I was alright. I replied "No, I'm half left."

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• puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years ago

  Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? ...He couldn't see himself doing it.

  Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? ...He couldn't see himself doing it.

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• puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years ago

  Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

  Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

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• puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years ago

  Cemeteries are one of the most popular places on earth. ...People are just dying to get in.

  Cemeteries are one of the most popular places on earth. ...People are just dying to get in.

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• puddlejumper (43)in #puns • 6 years ago

  A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

  A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

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• puddlejumper (43)in #puns • 6 years ago

  How do you make a kleenex dance? ...Put a little boogie in it.

  How do you make a kleenex dance? ...Put a little boogie in it.

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• puddlejumper (43)in #puns • 6 years ago

  What do you call a factory that sells passable products? ...Satisfactory.

  What do you call a factory that sells passable products? ...Satisfactory.

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• puddlejumper (43)in #puns • 6 years ago

  Bought shoes from a drug dealer. Don't know what they were laced with. I was tripping all day.

  Bought shoes from a drug dealer. Don't know what they were laced with. I was tripping all day.

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• puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years ago

  Cashier: Would you like the milk in a bag, sir? Me: No, leave it in the carton.

  Cashier: Would you like the milk in a bag, sir? Me: No, leave it in the carton.

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• puddlejumper (43)in #puns • 6 years ago

  Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? ...Never mind, it's tearable.

  Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? ...Never mind, it's tearable.

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• puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years ago

  Did you know french fries aren't cooked in France? They're cooked in Greece.

  Did you know french fries aren't cooked in France? They're cooked in Greece.

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• puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years ago

  Next year I'll give mom the best Mother's Day gift ever: take her shopping and pretend I'm enjoying it!

  Next year I'll give mom the best Mother's Day gift ever: take her shopping and pretend I'm enjoying it!

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• puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years ago

  I told my kids on Mother's Day I want to be pampered. ...So, they bought me diapers.

  I told my kids on Mother's Day I want to be pampered. ...So, they bought me diapers.

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• puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years ago

  Toddler: someone who can't hear their name from across the room, but can hear a bag of potato chips being opened through three walls, in a thunderstorm.

  Toddler: someone who can't hear their name from across the room, but can hear a bag of potato chips being opened through three walls, in a thunderstorm.

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• puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years ago

  Son: Dad, what's it like to have the best son ever? Dad: I don't know, you'd have to ask Grandpa

  Son: Dad, what's it like to have the best son ever? Dad: I don't know, you'd have to ask Grandpa

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