Wardan the Butcher and the Vizier's Daughter

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Wardan the butcher kills the monkey and replaces it as the sexual partner of the vizier's daughter.

Then ... sorry, you must read the full story to know the rest.

Continue to be warned that there are more explicit sexual descriptions.

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ON THE SECOND NIGHT

Scheherazade said:

And Wardan the butcher continued his story:

Me, I was amazed. And I say in my soul: “Now is the time to seize the opportunity! And with a shove I broke down the door, and rushed into the room, brandishing my butcher's knife so sharp that it could reach the bone before the flesh.

I threw myself resolutely on the enormous monkey, not a muscle of which moved, so much had his exercises annihilated him, I pressed my knife abruptly on his neck and, suddenly, I separated his head from the trunk. Then the vital force that was in him came out of his body with a great crash, gasps, and convulsions, so much so that the young girl suddenly opened her eyes and saw me with a knife full of blood in my hand. She then uttered a cry of terror such that I thought for a moment I saw her expire dead without return. However, she was able, seeing that I meant her no harm, to recover her senses little by little and recognize me. Then she said to me: “Is this, O Wardan, how you treat a faithful customer?" I said to her: “O enemy of yourself! Are there no more able-bodied men for you to have recourse to such expedients?" She answered me: “O Wardan, first listen to the cause of all this and perhaps you will excuse me!"

"Know, in fact, that I am the grand-vizier's only daughter. Until the age of fifteen I lived peacefully in my father's palace, but one day a black man taught me what I had to learn and took what was in me to take. Now, you must know that there is nothing like a black man to set fire to our interior, to us women, especially when the ground has smelled of this black manure the first time. So don't be surprised to know that my land has since become so altered that the black man had to water it every hour without stopping.

“After a while, the negro died on the job, and I told my grief to an old woman in the palace who had known me from childhood. The old woman nodded and said to me: “The only thing that can replace a nigger with you now, my daughter, is the monkey. Because nothing is more fertile in assaults than the monkey."

"I allowed myself to be persuaded by the old woman, and one day, seeing a monkey trainer pass under the windows of the palace, making his animals perform somersaults, I suddenly uncovered my face in front of the largest of them who was watching. Immediately he broke his chain and, without his master being able to stop him, he fled through the streets, made a long detour, and, through the gardens, returned to the palace and ran straight to my room where he immediately took me in his arms and did what he did ten times in a row, without stopping.

“However, my father eventually learned of my relationship with the monkey and almost killed me that day. So I, no longer able to do without my monkey, secretly had this underground dug for me where I locked him up. And I brought him food and drink myself until today when fate made you discover my hiding place and pushed you to kill him! Alas! what will I become now?"

So I tried to console her, and said to her, to calm her: "Be sure, my mistress, that I can advantageously replace the monkey. Do a test and you will see because I am famous in this domain! And, in fact, I showed her, that day and the following ones, that my bravery exceeded that of the deceased monkey and the deceased black man.

It could not go on like this for long, however; for, after a few weeks, I was lost in it as in an abyss. And the young girl, on the contrary, saw her desires increase day by day and her fire from within fanned.

In this unfortunate situation, I had recourse to the science of an old woman whom I knew to be incomparable in the art of preparing potions and making remedies for the most ineradicable diseases. I told her the story from the beginning to the end and said to her: “Now, my good aunt, I come to ask you to make me a preparation capable of extinguishing the desires of this woman and calming her temper!" She replied: “Nothing is easier!" I said, "I rely entirely on your science and your wisdom!" »

So she took a pot in which she put an ounce of seeds of Egyptian lupine, an ounce of virgin vinegar, two ounces of hops, and a few foxglove leaves. She boiled everything for two hours, carefully decanted the liquid, and said to me: “The remedy is ready." So I begged her to accompany me underground; and there she said to me: “First you have to ride her until she falls exhausted! And she retired to the corridor to await the execution of her order.

I did what she ordered me to do, and so much so that the girl lost consciousness. Then the old woman entered the room, and, after having heated the liquid in question, put it in a small copper basin and carried it between the thighs of the vizier's daughter. She made her fumigations that penetrated well into her fundamental parts; it must have produced a radical effect, because suddenly I saw two objects fall from between the spread thighs, one after the other, which began to wriggle. I examined them more closely and saw that they were two eels, one yellow and the other black.

At the sight of the two eels…

— Then Scheherazade saw the morning appear and quietly fell silent.

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