@trafalgar is sic
Really all the whales and dolphines must consider resteeming this dope post to all followers to simultaneously uplift steem price and generate massive good will by releasing spikes of endorphins & serotonin to all faithful followers.
Multiple choice of why whale/dolpine has yet to resteem:
A. The shame due to popularity exploitation from past offerings of prestigious pissy prizes of 50SBD has emotionally overwhelm you.
B. You sincerely care that minnow's ability (in both quantity and quality) to kiss the asses of larger stakeholders does not get affected.
C. You realise Traf is onto something and must kidnap him and clone to produce many minions...oh I mean minnows of bloggers to feed your desire for world domination.
D. All of The Above.
If you answered A, B, C, D, E, F, G....or Z. You better undo some juju karma and share immediately.
Minnows with >100 Followers Unite!....ReSteem this Shit till we have 10,000 votes of some historically serious # recorded in steem's to perpetuity. You know you'll someday want todo a throw back to Nov 2017 and chuckle stupidly with all your new found steem friends.
I have naught....zip....so in the spirit of steemness, I will post this as a suggesssion on at least 100 comments hopefully in the next 7 days or until I fund my account with false hope called fiat.
Until then steem on and lefties do 15mins of right handedwrist exercise everyday per Dr.Traf diagnosis.
Ok, I just had another idea, this must be worth some Shekels:
For Witnesses...I have 28 Witness Votes left (I think as I've voted for 2 in Team-Australia as instructed....still waiting for @choogirl to respond).
I will immidiately vote for first 10 to respond if you resteem this post and reply below, and if there is more interest than 20, will randomly vote for the next 10 if you don't come across as prissy.
Promise not to touch votes till 2018.
haha really glad you enjoyed it
ya I was hoping more people would get to see it, felt like the jokes landed harder here than my average piece
thanks for the encouragement :)
I didn't really enjoy it traf, I have nothing better todo but to bait you into a false sense of support then secretly make you my poster boy in my steem social experiment to see if I can get witnesses (the most serious of long term whales) to resteem when they see a great idea ;-p 😜
Nah...you're awesome.
btw. Am I in the running....or do I need to reply again to get into this pissy penis-stroking promotion?
ps. I was serious about that poster boy bit.
https://steemit.com/steemfest/@jerrybanfield/steemfest-speakers-inspire-my-new-upvoting-system#@dj123/re-lexiconical-re-dj123-re-jerrybanfield-steemfest-speakers-inspire-my-new-upvoting-system-20171104t032341432z