Yes, you saw that right, this is a kitchen utensil review for Nicer Dicer.
My wife got this thing, seeing it on one of those shopping channels, for our kitchen and I cut my finger on it first time using it so I will review it now. She cut herself as well but its her fault for bringing this monster into our house so I dont feel nearly as bad for her.
So when you buy this crap you get 3 interchangeable graters for it.
Grater 1: Does the same thing as one side of a normal grater everyone has in their kitchen that you use for cheese and stuff. So the normal grater actually has more functionality.
Grater 2: Has 3 blades that cut both ways. You use this to cut stuff into slices, salads and stuff. (Its the one in the first image)
The amazing thing about this grater is that the blades move and its really easy to move them in a way that suddenly stops movement of the hand so you can really easily cut yourself. Cutting vegetables while inching towards 3 sharp blades with every cut is stupid in itself.
Grater 3: This fucker not only has a blade on it but actual spikes pointing upwards that go through the vegetable and you have no way knowing how far they are from your fingers. I cut myself immediately on it.
I want to take a moment to tell you guys about an idea I have for a product to sell on the shopping channels. If there are any Shark Tank hosts on Hive, I hope theyre reading this because Im really onto something with this.
MY PRODUCT IDEA:
The product I have an idea for is extremely versatile, can cut meat, vegetables, rubber, anything. You dont need 10 interchangeable parts for it, its very easy to use, it takes 2 seconds to wash it and once it loses its sharpness you can sharpen it very quickly meaning that you dont have to throw it away after only a few dozen uses. It basically last forever.
I call it:
KNIFE!
NICER DICER gets a 0/10.
And I told her not to buy this.😣
Next blog post I will review my wife.
Looking forward to the next review of all your „sharp“ things in da house. ;-)
Have a !BEER while your wife might buy other useful stuff.
haha.
Great that you like my style of humor.
Enjoy your weekend....
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