Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Board Games.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.
How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Board Games
As in,
Eleven is sure she’d enjoy a game night (you know the character from Stranger Things) But she has a little sister who isn’t so sure. “Will I enjoy playing?” Seven Wonders.
I'm So Good at Puns
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I wanted to play a board game with my son. "He said, I hate this game! This is so boring." I said, "that's Life"
Or, "that's why there called BORED games!"
"Sorry!"
I wanted to play some Monopoly with my family. Wife was having a bad day and wasn't having it. I told her that I would get drinks for us and everything. She said, "no dice"
I lost my stronghold in the Ukraine, but that was a Risk I was willing to take!
I was driving down Ventnor Ave the other day and I thought I found a great spot for Free Parking, but some snob banker guy had a Monopoly on the whole street and said if I thought this was my Park Place I was definitely going to Go To Jail... So I took a Chance heading back to The Reading Railroad ( last time I took the B & O it just smelled too bad in there) and paid the Luxury Tax for the ride. It was a Short Line and I made it to my accountants office to work on my Income Tax. After Just Visiting briefly, I stopped and got some Mediterranean food on the way home and now my power is out..I think I'll call the Electric Company and just head down to the Boardwalk or something. There I can see if the lighting down by the Water Works. I've still got plenty of energy... I'm definitely ready to Go!
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Who's going to the pun off in Austin Texas??
https://www.punoffatx.brushsquaremuseums.org/
I wish I thought of entering the online ones they had the last two years,as I lived no where near there!
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