🤣 New Headliners, LOLZ Farming, Re-thinking LOLZ Pool, Automated Reports, and Mining & Market Updates 🤣

in #lolz3 years ago (edited)

Hello friends! It is past time for another LOLZ Project Update. We have been wanting to post this update for a few days, but unfortunately we had some "bugs" show up that caused us to want to wait till we could get things straightened out. Some things are still a bit "wonky" but we decided things are close enough to go ahead and get this update out since we have been a bit quite lately.

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New Headliners

In our last update we noted that we had our first Headliner (defined as holding 512 or more LOLZ tokens). Since then we have had six more achieve Headliner status.

HeadlinerLOLZ Held
@captaincryptic912.6
@servelle588.0
@magicbeans540.7
@playbyhive801.7
@mawit07560.0
@forsakensushi1102.8
@arpuch523.1

Help me congratulate our new headliners! Thank you for your support of the LOLZ Project.

LOLZ Farming

Three weeks ago we launched LOLZ Defi, a new way to farm LOLZ tokens by delegating your Hive tokens to the LOLZ curation bots.

We have been wanting to share the returns we are generating because they are darn good, but unfortunately, one of the bugs we mentioned above impacted our curation bots for tribes where the !LOLZ command isn't getting used as much (SportsTalk, SplinterTalk, for example).

It was an easy fix, but since it takes 7 days for the curation rewards to get back to normal, the APRs for some of the tribes are still low compared to what we are able to achieve. So we will wait a few more days to start posting our APRs once things get back to normal, by which point we expect to have our automated LOLZ Farming and dividend reports up and running (more on that below).

As to the impact on our LOLZ farmers, the impacted tokens did not have large delegations coming in. Nonetheless, we will send some "make-up" LOLZ to the folks who have been delegating to us for those tokens that were affected. Thanks for your your understanding.

LOLZ Dividends

As we mentioned in our LOLZ Defi introduction post along with LOLZ farming, we also started paying a portion of the curation earnings to our LOLZ Headliners. Currently, 40% of all token curation rewards are added to the LOLZ Pool (@lolz.pool). Weekly (on Sundays) 1% of the pool are paid out as dividends to the LOLZ Headliners.

While everything is working as intended, we have been re-thinking our approach. First, we realized that we should probably change how we are making our payouts. Right now, we payout dividends for every token on Sundays. As the number of Headliners increase and the number of tokens increases (more on that below) we will need to put a pretty significant amount of HP towards the bot just to cover the RC of transferring all those tokens.

To illustrate our concern, as of now we have 7 Headliners and 14 tokens which means we need to make 7x14 = 98 token transfers which is manageable. However, if that number were to grow to 1000 Headliners (which we hope and expect it will some day) the number of transfers would blow up to 14000 token transfers! That would take a lot of HP to process.

To help diffuse that potential issue, we plan to change the dividend pay outs so that dividends for 2 or 3 tokens are paid out each day. That way, dividends for all tokens will still be paid out over the course of a week, but the number of transfers per day are cut by a factor of 7. This will allow us to regenerate resource credits every day and reduce the need to add HP to the pool.

The other thing we are rethinking is the 1% pay out per week. Our idea was that by paying out just 1% of the pool each week, it would grow over time to the point the dividends would add significant value to holders of LOLZ tokens. After thinking about it more, we realized this approach was not very efficient.

Right now the payouts are much less than the curation rewards coming in so the pool is growing. But as the pool grows, the dividends paid out will increase. At some point the pool will have grown to the point that the dividends paid out will equal the curation rewards coming in. We did a bit of math and came up with this chart.

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Never mind the math, but what it is telling us is the way LOLZ Dividends are paid out currently, it would take over 400 weeks before the amount of dividends being paid out were equal to the amount of dividends coming in. At which point the pool would have a bunch of tokens sitting around doing nothing.

In the meantime the dividend payouts are not adding much value to the LOLZ token. For the payouts we just made today, we estimated an APR of around 6%. While that is much better than you can get at a bank, it is no where near what we had expected.

So what is the solution?

We have decided to start paying out 100% of pool rewards every week. What this will do is immediately increase the dividend rewards for holding by several fold. That in turn will make it much more desirable to hold, farm, and buy LOLZ tokens, and that should ultimately increase the market for LOLZ tokens.

Automated Reports

We have been working on creating some automated reports for the LOLZ project. Soon we will be creating a post per day that shows the statistics of our LOLZ Curation (stakes and curation earnings), Farming (delegations in and APRs for each token), and Dividends paid.

These reports will have several purposes. First and foremost, the APRs and dividend payouts will be useful to our farmers and holders.

Second, these reports will help promote LOLZ Defi in the tribes we are curating in. We are pretty proud of what we have built but other than our introduction post we haven't started promoting it (partly because we wanted to get our APRs figured out, partly because life gets in the way sometimes.) We are pretty sure once people see the farming and dividend returns we are seeing we will get a lot more interest in LOLZ Defi.

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As always, we want to be good neighbors so to avoid spamming the tribes, we will rotate the tags we use in each post so that no tribes gets a report more than once per week. To avoid spamming our followers we will have the reports come from @lolzbot rather than this account.

Finally, the HBD earnings from the reports will be used to pay server costs with the rest being used to buy and burn LOLZ. Any token earnings will be staked to increase curation earnings.

LOLZ Free For All

What would an LOLZ Update be with out a LOLZ Free For All? You can earn up to 3 LOLZ by taking these three easy steps:

  • Drop a comment - 1 LOLZ
  • Tag a friend - 1 LOLZ
  • Reblog this post (and tell us in the comments) - 1 LOLZ.

About the LOLZ Project

LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. Hive users can use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Here are some easy ways you can help support the LOLZ Project -

  • Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
  • Upvote and re-Hive our posts. All rewards will be used to help cover server costs and increase curation value.
  • Delegate Hive tokens and earn LOLZ Farming rewards.
  • Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.

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Quite an interesting update for the project! @cpol a chance for some free LOLZ, if you’re interested!

Reblogged too!

Thanks, man! I can !LOLZ now, thanks to you!!!!
Edit: Uhmm nope... it seems they change it... Now I need 6 more!!! 😭

Well here is one! !LOLZ

Thank you so much!!!!

An upvote like that is worth at least one more !LOLZ !gif make it rain !hivebits for you too.

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I was going to tell a joke about hominy.
But it was too corny.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)@cpol, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

Awww! Thank you so much!!! I'm closer to my goal!!!! Thank you, thank you!

!hivebits

If at first you don't succeed...
... sky diving is not for you!

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)@cpol, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.


You can get more $LOLZ on HE.@cpol, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 16.0 LOLZ.

Haha aw, but just a few more needed at least! :D

I'm a little bit futher from half of the road!!!!

Nice! We’ll just keep accumulating! My new lofty goal is 512 to get a piece of that dividend action, I’m just lacking over 400 LOL though haha!

Thank you, man! I've been trying to collect LOLZ, but it's quite difficult!

Thanks! We have been quiet but busy. !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

$LOLZ airdrop.@technocrypton - You received a 3.0

@dudeontheweb LOLZ seems to be doing quite well. Didn't realize they also had a curation service.

Reblogged!

Yep, and farming, and dividends, and heading into NFTs soon. !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

$LOLZ airdrop.@kotenoke - You received a 3.0

It's nice to see how you actively and competently develop the project...I think you will be a great success in the future)
!LOLZ

Well we don't know about competency. !LOLZ !DROP 2

What's the most modern plant?
A courant bush.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)@alekst7, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography.
Sigh. That's the story of my life.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @alekst7

Reblogged and @memehive is working toward achieving Headliner status soon.

Thanks! Would love to maybe work a swap with you .. some !LOLZ for some MEME. We have some NFT ideas we want to implement and would love to do it on Hiveme.me, and would like to increase our meme stake some more.

Right now an LOLZ is going for 0.04 (sell), and MEME is going at 0.00018 (sell), so basically 225 MEME per LOLZ. I'd like to swap at least for 10000 MEME (for 50 LOLZ), and would be willing to go to 100,000 (for 500 LOLZ) if you are willing. Maybe @rentmoney might be interested too. Let me know or better yet, if that sounds good to you send me the MEME and I will send you the LOLZ. And thanks for the delegation you have already given us!

!DROPLOLZ 2

@rentmoney Im a big fan of @lolztoken Without a doubt far and above best tip token on hive after considering these new curation and rewards for top holders!

!LOLZ

!PIZZA

!LUV

Look at you using all 10 of your !LOLZ calls! Good for you.

My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/10)@forsakensushi, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

OH NO!
You are out of jokes for the day!


Level up by buying more $LOLZ so you can share more jokes per day!@forsakensushi you can call @lolzbot a maximum of 10 times per day.

!DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

$LOLZ airdrop.@forsakensushi - You received a 3.0

What is in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)@memehive, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

$LOLZ airdrop.@memehive - You received a 2.0

Hey, I also wanted to check with you on an image source. pixabay. Here is their licence info. https://pixabay.com/service/license/ Can these images be used as material for making NFTs?

Seems fine to me to use pixabay.com images to make meme NFTs. It states the images can be used for commercial use (selling NFTs of adapted images for MEME tokens). Once you alter the image to make a meme NFT it's no longer an exact copy. The hiveme.me NFT marketplace is neither a platform for stock images or wallpaper images. I don't see any conflict.

Thanks for asking. In a little while after I respond to a few other messages I will be asking you (@lolztoken) a similar question from my @holovision account about use of your LOLZ logo.

Not to spam you, but I wanted to point out that @magicbeans is one of our accounts and that is the account I would want to create my NFTs with. I just updated his profile (lightly...) and applied to be whitelisted.

No problem. I just verified @magicbeans.

Great news thanks,
reblogged
!ALIVE
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
!Gif lol

You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE(5/10)@lolztoken! to your account on behalf of @chapelle.

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe
through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want.

What do you call a house made of feathers?
A lite house.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/4)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @chapelle

Thanks! !DROPLOZ 2

Very good project !
reblogged
!LOLZ
!Gif good project

My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/4)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @serhotest

Thanks for your support! !DROPLOZ 2

Delegate a few sports, to see how it works.
I tag @flaxz to see if he makes you a good Alive delegation.

We got a bit of ALIVE already, but the more the merrier.

Also, Sports was one of the tribes that our bug hit the most, and earnings are going to be wimpy for a few days.

Also we didn't have much of a sports stake to start with so if we get a big increases in delegations in the APRs will look pretty wimpy until the new delegations start making earnings too.

!DROPLOLZ 2

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

$LOLZ airdrop.@yeckingo1 - You received a 2.0

We have one from @aliveprojects, but I might put in more.

!ALIVE

You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE(15/20)@yeckingo1! to your account on behalf of @flaxz.

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe
through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want.

I am proud of being a headliner 😀
Thanks for your great job !

!LOLZ
reblogged @invest-time (je te tag, ça peut t'intéresser)

!ALIVE

N'hésite pas a passer au tirage au sort présenter dans le dernier post de @invest-time

You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE(3/20)@servelle! to your account on behalf of @gestion.alive.

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe
through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want.

I'm reading a book called Anti-climax.
The first part was good.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @servelle

We are so happy to have you too! Did you get your dividends today? !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

$LOLZ airdrop.@servelle - You received a 3.0

!LOLZ is fast becoming one of my favorite tokens. All the best! I think @lturner was laugh at these corny jokes, for sure!

Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight?
They were Polo opposites.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @ironshield

Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 2

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

$LOLZ airdrop.@ironshield - You received a 2.0

Sorry @kotenoke your tagged

!LOLZ !DROPLOLZ 2 !gif say what

Why did the farmer dress his pig in an apron?
Pretty soon he would be bacon.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)@failingforwards, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

$LOLZ airdrop.@failingforwards - You received a 2.0

I wish you luck! Reblogged and @brisby likes a good laugh.

Thanks for the reblog but this is an old post, but I will still give you an !LOLZ for the effort. Thanks!

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)@omra-sky, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

Last night I dreamed of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.

At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning. 😜

Became a headliner today!

!PGM
!LOLZ

and !LOLZ

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant
but then I changed my mind.

Credit: marshmellowman
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)@imno, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

Sent 0.1 PGM tokens to @imno, @lolztoken

remaining commands 8

Buy and stake 10 PGM token to send 0.1 PGM per day,
100 PGM token to send 0.1 PGM three times per day
500 to send and receive 0.1 PGM five times per day
1000 to send and receive 0.1 PGM ten times per day

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Support the curation account with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Why are brain surgeons so good at persuasion?
They can really get inside your head.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @imno

Awesome! Congrats!

Reblogged! I never knew that LOLZ has all these stuff going on behind the project.

!LOLZ I understand why @hollowknightgod always using the LOL command

!DROPLOLZ 2

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

$LOLZ airdrop.@cantfoldaces - You received a 2.0

A dated a ghoul once but I had to break up with her.
She had a mean spirit

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @cantfoldaces

reblogged, great program info.. i wanted to know more and now do, thanks !1UP !PIZZA !PGM !LOLZ !Gif lol

Sent 0.1 PGM tokens to @dynamicrypto, @lolztoken

remaining commands 1

Buy and stake 10 PGM token to send 0.1 PGM per day,
100 PGM token to send 0.1 PGM three times per day
500 to send and receive 0.1 PGM five times per day
1000 to send and receive 0.1 PGM ten times per day

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Discord image.png

Support the curation account with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @dynamicrypto

Thanks! !DROPLOZ 3

!PIZZA
untitled.gif

Yummy... !LOLZ

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (21/10)@cryptoniusrex, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

Appreciate the transparency on the bugs.

And I will reblog this as well.
(yay 3 LOL coming my way!) I will tag my pal @kotenote who could use a good laugh.

Let's spread laughter to the world

!LOLZ you get an extra for being funny. !DROPLOLZ 3

My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.

Credit: lofone
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (20/10)@indiebandguru, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

$LOLZ airdrop.@indiebandguru - You received a 3.0

Good Project :)

@tfranzini

Oops.. and here is another for the tag. !LOLZ

Why did everyone enjoy the volcano?
It was just so lava-able.

Credit: belhaven14
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (19/10)@lobaobh, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

Thanks! !LOLZ

I was once accused of having a foot fetish.
But that’s a lie. I much prefer the Metric system.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (18/10)@lobaobh, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

FREE LOLZ?

Reblogged and tagging @michupa to know about this great project!

and 3 !LOLZ

What do you call a marine mammal that should do something?
An oughtter.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/10)@luizeba, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

2 !LOLZ

The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/10)@luizeba, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

Thanks! Thanks 1 !LOLZ

My father wants me to study law and be a good lawyer
He needs me to get him out of jail.

Credit: vaipraonde
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)@luizeba, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

I'm glad to see that this project is growing!
Check it out @dadspardan

Oh, and I reblogged as well!

Slowly but surely. Thanks! !LOLZ

A father was washing his car with his son
And the son says, “dad, can’t you use a sponge?”

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)@thaddeusprime, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

Loving the project. Thanks for the update! !LOL

Thanks for supporting us! !LOLZ

What rock band has a huge ghost following?
The Boo Boo Dolls.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)@belhaven14, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

There is a autopsy convention starts this week.
Friday is open Mike night.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @belhaven14

Great stuff !LOL Token team.
Tagging @mateyevans @diogenes.cynic @maccazftw @lukeeeyy

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.
The next day she locked me in the cellar

Credit: playbyhive
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/8)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @new.things

Keep on spreading the !LOLZ and !LUV. My little stack just keeps on growing. Thanks for the update. Re-blogged just now.

What is in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/6)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @hhayweaver

!LOL

I am little interested but I want to know more.

  1. Who is actually developing this project?
  2. How it look sustainable?

So it is mostly a one man crew right now (@captaincryptic). But we like to talk about ourselves in plural though. !LOLZ !gif he crazy

Sustainability should be good. We have a decent amount of HP on the bots. Plenty tokens to mine until the end of the world.

We will be looking in to a governance system very soon. Thinking of doing something with NFTs for that.

Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, it's a light sentence.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/10)@r1s2g3, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

What does a car take when it's sick?
Petrol Bismol.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @r1s2g3

KEEP CALM
AND DO IT
FOR THE LOLZ

!LOLZ

What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @bitpizza

Heck yeah! !LOLZ

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)@bitpizza, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

Thanks for the update.

You are welcome! !LOLZ - looking forward to some more jokes during out Joke Challenge. Missed you last time and it wasn't the same.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.
It was a weapon of math disruption.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)@marshmellowman, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

oh right yea just too much going on last time...but the time before that was epic. Ill get more from the buddy to add...i am trying to be the hive joker court chester supreme lol token holder if yaa know what i mean. When the next round of lols are released ill share them with my buddy by buying em a coffee...waiting till some are sent for his efforts, ill let him know. . Till then !PIZZA

Excited to see this move forward and grow! RE-blogged !LOLZ

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @arpuch

Thanks! And welcome to the Headliners! We are looking into how to get a badge for that.

!DROPLOZ 2

Congratulations !LOLZ

Thanks! !LOLZ

What do you get when you cross a lamb with a beehive?
Mutton Honey.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)@emeka4, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.


You can get more $LOLZ on HE.@emeka4, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 16.0 LOLZ.

Nice! Didn't know about this. !hivebits

It doesn't mater if your are late to the party, you just got to get there. !LOLZ !gif dance party

My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.

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$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/10)@onewolfe, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

Keep up your great work Captain, and stay !ALIVE

Thanks! Appreciate the support. !LOLZ !DROPLOLZ 2

Why do ghosts like to hang out in bars?
They enjoy the boos.

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$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/10)@flaxz.alive, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

$LOLZ airdrop.@flaxz.alive - You received a 2.0

You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE(10/30)@lolztoken! to your account on behalf of @flaxz.alive.

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe
through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want.

@sp3ktraline I think the LOLZ token is a cool token to have, check this out!


I reblogged it, @lolztoken! If you have a twitter account, @lolztoken, I will gladly share this article. I think it's a great opportunity! Thank you!

Thanks we think it is too. !LOLZ !DROPLOLZ 3

We do have a twitter account - @thelolztoken - but don't have much of a presence there yet. Feel free to spread the news to the twittersphere for us.

I'm reading a book called Anti-climax.
The first part was good.

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$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)@cpol, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

Thank you so much for the drops! Dude, you should! Twitter is a great way to move traffic to your projects and stuff. I'm a nobody with only Splinterlands reports in my blog and I successfully move traffic weekly. No joke, you should try this approach, too! Thank you very much again!

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

$LOLZ airdrop.@cpol - You received a 3.0

PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA!

PIZZA Holders sent $PIZZA tips in this post's comments:
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(4/20)
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You have received a 1UP from @dynamicrypto!


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Love your jokes! Tagging @rentmoney and reblogging.

Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

$LOLZ airdrop.@gregory-f - You received a 3.0

Nice to see and update about the lolz token after a while,want to believe that all measure are in place to control activities a regards the token farming and lot more

We are learning a bit as we go. !LOLZ

There is a autopsy convention starts this week.
Friday is open Mike night.

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$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)@firstborn.pob, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

Thanks for the update. I have to check what tokens delegations I can send your way, I think a few small ones should be doable.
And reblogged.

Awesome! Glad to have you as a farmer. !DROPLOZ 2

Yay! 🤗
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Okay, just dropping a comment here to tell that I reblogged and I already think @cmmemes knows about this but gonna tag anyways :D

Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

$LOLZ airdrop.@anderssinho - You received a 3.0

reblogged


!LOLZi tag @itharagaian

OH NO!
You are out of jokes for the day!


Level up by buying more $LOLZ so you can share more jokes per day!@invest-time you can call @lolzbot a maximum of 1 times per day.

Thanks. I have seen your project and wouldn't be surprised to see you as one of holders before too long. !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

$LOLZ airdrop.@invest-time - You received a 3.0

Wow this is great news indeed! I think this will lead to upward pressure in the price, weve already seen everything below 0.10 hive sweeped multiple times, but its likely we wont push the bid side up too far, its been quite orderly so far in our acquisitions. If other market participants do, I will not follow because we must remember a large amount of these will be minted every day as we spread the laughter. So my advice to everyone, do as I have, slowly and patiently accumulate your bag. Best wishes everyone!

-Reblogged, and tagging my girlfriend @pynutbater and my best friend in real life @keeper-of-eden

!PIZZA

!LOLZ

!LUV

Why did the art thief's vehicle run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

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$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @forsakensushi

Thanks! We have noticed you building a nice stake. Thanks for the confidence.

Time will tell where the price goes, but it will be exciting to see. !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

$LOLZ airdrop.@forsakensushi - You received a 3.0

I would like to know some more .. @adriangamerxd

We have a community with an intro post pinned to the top along with the intro to LOLZ Defi. https://peakd.com/c/hive-155986/created

Kk ill check it out. Thanks!

!DROPLOLZ 2

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

$LOLZ airdrop.@joalheal - You received a 2.0


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Good work
re-bloged@sonyared

Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

$LOLZ airdrop.@metronet - You received a 3.0

Hah - I always wanted to know more about the LOLZ project. Thank you!

And apologies to @failingforwards for tagging you - NOT! hahaha 🤣

Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 2

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

$LOLZ airdrop.@oceanbee - You received a 2.0


p.s. I have reblogged.Thanks @kotenoke for the reblog and letting me know about this.

Great! !DROPLOLZ 3

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

$LOLZ airdrop.@pix21 - You received a 3.0

I'm totally down and I'm going to go run over and see if I can't check out a diesel pool with your name on it.

@churchoftheway

And I also got you with a reblog as well

Reblogged and I got a hold of this... @ganjafarmer