Recently I got obsessed over penguins, I really don’t know why, aside from the fact that their social interactions and survival instincts are only making me fall into a greater depth of obsession. During one of those obsessive moments a video came up in the recommendation and the title was 5 mysterious places on earth. Being a getting distracted by anything and everything idiot that I am, I ended my clicking on it and forgot about the penguins all together.
Not gonna lie, the video was quite interesting, but in the depth of all mystery, one place managed to catch the attention. It was an island reside in Kenya, the local people called it Envaitenet meaning no return. It is believed that once you set foot on the island, it's impossible to come back. The myth and history of this mysterious island is really bizarre but the search didn’t lead me to any new information, so then I jumped into how much it will cost to tour around Kenya which led me to a Quora discussion.
It was quite hilarious to see how most of the information regarding the tour around Kenya were involved in Kenya's women and how great they are as lovers. All I wanted to know was the estimated cost, but the discussion ended up glorifying how great the Kenyans women are in bed. The irony of fate was really something to laugh at, as how from a cute penguin my little search session ended up on sex with Kenyans women as a tourist.
But this little walkthrough on Quora discussion thread reminded me about the golden times I've spent on this platform. It was quite rare for a teenager to be voluntarily active on this site, indicating how bored life could get for one to spend hours on useless discussions. But that's what I did, and now I wanted to see what the hell I wrote back then and the result was just pure gold. XD
So here is the answers my teenage dumb self gave in qoura:
How’s your life?
As great as stars in a black hole.
What is mysterious to you?
Whatever is not to you.
What makes you laugh?
Peoples stupidity
How are you? How is Life?
Why do you care?
How long does depression last?
Long enough.
How do I get her to notice that I am ignoring her?
Yell, “Hey stupid human, I am ignoring you.” then keep ignoring
How can you make others respect you?
Respect yourself
How do I tell my mom that I’m depressed and that I want to die?
Tell her, “I want to die”.
What do you love more than your life?
Aliens
If you know you are not going to live long, when and how do you tell family and friends?
By Throwing a party.
What is your best piece of life advice in one sentence?
Don’t forget to breathe.
How can I get my friends to not bother me?
By bothering them yourself.
Why does no one care?
Why should they?
What is the limit of knowing?
Till it make you question your sanity
I found out that my friends are fake. What should I do?
Be the fake friend.
So there you have it, a little peek inside my teenage self.
The questions are quite interesting but the way you've answered all of them are more fascinating to me.
The answers were just too hilarious for me XDD
Ahh, my prophecy has come true. The inner penguin of yours is slowly taking over.
Good job, you are half way to become a psychic
You know, If we were living in a medieval era, people would've burned you on a stick :v
They can always try, I'll make sure to give em a good run for their money. ⚔️
I don't remember you falling though :v
Because I have been falling internally :v
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This is what happens when you "the penguin" gets distracted by loads of infos about "sex with Kenyan women as a tourist"
as if you weren't cracked enough
Yoo I will make you read that post XDD The info which made your egg more cracked :v