Imagine if we were humans

We've established so much as a race, we've cured cancer, ended world hunger, stopped global warming and of course, ended racism. No? Oh wait, sorry, wrong speech. Let me take that again.

Rewinds to the beginning

We've established so much as a race, invented new genders, added animal rights to the Constitution and apparently made sex a sport now. ah yes, much better.
I can't wait to see what the human race comes up with next, my money is either on making babies run for elections because baby's lives matter of course, or we come up with a way to have sex with artificial intelligence because someone out there is turn on by Chatgpt.

Don't mind me, I talk like being a human doesn't have its perks, we're at the top of the food chain except you find yourself among a pack of lions and we have Wi-Fi which is way better than stopping world hunger and it also means we're better than cows.

I always imagine we're being watched by some alien race down in deep space and they're quite happy watching us, we sure do like to entertain.

Somewhere at a UFO deep in space

Alien dad(AD): What race is on the network today?

Alien child(AC): Humans!!

AD: What's happening with them today?

AC: They just discovered fire.

AD: That's great for them.

AC: Now you're using it to burn down the forest and each other.

AD: Cool, can't wait to see what they do when they discover gunpowder.

Some people say we're the only intelligent life in the entire universe, just us and different floating balls in a dark vacuum, kind of like the starting of a bad porn movie which makes sense now because life pretty much fucks me every day.

On a scale of one to ten, how fucked up are we? Well, we pretty much broke that scale a long time ago. Don't believe me? I boy had his period the other day. There's a 60-year-old man out there pretending to be a 5 year old girl. I can understand his case, if there was a way out of paying bills, I'd say take it. I also say the wife be arrested on charges of being a pedophile, how dare you madam!!!

Sweden is holding the first-ever sex Olympics, yay. Finally, a good invention by humans, just what the world needed, who cares if there are starving kids in Africa? What could be better than that I wonder? maybe @diikaan tell you. In the meantime, I'm going to cancel my Bazzers' subscription.