Punday Monday 261!

in Comedy Open Mic3 months ago

Welcome to Punday Monday!

(prize update below)

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is frustration.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@quinnertronics!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Frustration

As in,

I find it so frustrating at night when there’s that deep, evocative aroma and the only solution is to whack all the hair off your foot - and then you miss and it STILL bites you! I hate the musky toe buzz.

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The lady was so frustrated when she was at the tailor. She was having a fit.

I'm a pretty easy going guy, but poison ivy is just one thing that gets on my nerves...I find it to be quite irritating! 🌿

It's a bitter pill to swallow, but drug abuse is no joke. I knew one one guy who got hooked on heroin and he became a real downer. This other person I know was a cocaine addict and I think that just blows.

I can't stand it when my foot falls asleep and I get that 'puns and needles' feeling... That just really gets on my nerves!

Back when I was a professional bodybuilder, there was a period in my life when I did try steroids-I'm not proud of it, but at least I admit my mistakes. Roid raging is no joke though... Sometimes I got so angry that I thought I might pop a vein!

Dear @improv, sorry to jump in a bit off topic but may I ask you to support the HiveSQL proposal?
It lost its funding recently and your help would be much appreciated to keep the HiveSQL service free for the Hive community.
You can do it on Peakd, Ecency,

Hive.blog / https://wallet.hive.blog/proposals
or using HiveSigner.

Thank you for your support!

 3 months ago  

Done!

Thank you for your support @improv, really appreciate it! 👍