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tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Preschool!
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Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
preschool
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I’m fascinated that they’re teaching the kids advanced investing techniques already! My kid came home talking about making an Alpha Bet.
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I don't remember much about my preschool days, other than one of the aids there, who was the nicest man I ever met. He always wore red. He got fired for smashing through a wall once- he was very strong. I can't remember his name, but I've always called him my "pre school aid man"
I loved math so much in preschool. I wish I could give it an aba kiss
Trying to think philoslothically about my preschool days, sharing toys, germs, and everything else! We used to have the special train we got to play with when we were ill, the Achoo-choo train!
I was always afraid of going to pre school, because of those rodents that ran amok In the place. I never did see one actually, but I will never forget how the adults would constantly mention these "rug rats"
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