The road. The bungalow. The keep out sign, Nr. Haapsalu. Estonia June 2021

Seriously Estonia!!!

I was like a kid in a sweet shop, a kid whose birthdays and christmases (and any other religious festival you can name) have all come at once.

I "stumbled" on so many of these beauties dotted around the countryside, only a couple of fails. I was permanently erect!!

Now, in the uk, we have to deal with forests of nettles and brambles, Estonia? Hogweed. I can deal with that any day of the week.

C'mon

LET'S MOOCH

Strangely there was no cooking range in the property, just an old sturdy bit of flat pack furniture

I spy Simba

And a bathroom without a bath; clothes and towels still hanging on the line,

I am thinking someone has made a half arsed attempt at making some partition walls. Working around treasure is not the best way of doing things

It was quite dark in places, and as my head torch was lying in pieces in a school basement I found myself stumbling around in the semi gloom, with my phone precariously tucked under my chin.

Therein lies the basic design of the human body, all hail to the Goddess Kali, she has got it spot on.

Boys and girls, I give you the original portable music player; a suitcase gramophone!, no doubt circa 1920's spinning at a mind boggling 78RPM (No history lesson today, go and ask granddad).

I was hoping this was going to be an interesting set of documents, but from rough translation, it seems nothing more than receipts for furniture!

Let's hope Janika, had a happy christmas back in 1996.

Kidnapped or family?

I guess I could have hunted about for more treasure, but having dropped my phone a few times without it getting damaged I didn't want to push my luck

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See! If I were Kali, I would have been rooting for hours