Raccoon and Refrigerator

To the old house where life was quiet,
Smart Raccoon climbed in, cheerful and cunning.
He climbed the shelves, looking for food everywhere,
But then he came across the Refrigerator.

Refrigerator keeps food fresh,
He radiated coolness, freshness and a pleasant smell.
Raccoon looked at this miracle, his eyes sparkled,
And he wondered how to get inside.




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Sly Raccoon was looking for ways to penetrate,
He jumped, puffed, picked up from different sides,
Then he went to the garage for tools
And opened Refrigerator with his nimble paws.

Inside Refrigerator, the world of delicious food reigned,
There were juicy fruits, fresh vegetables and even a cake.
Raccoon enjoyed the feast, he ate non-stop,
Like a beggar, suddenly caught in a world of prosperity.

But suddenly the door opened and the owner entered.
Raccoon quickly got out of Refrigerator.
The owner stared in surprise at the mess inside.
"What the hell happened here?" - he growled menacingly.

"Vile Raccoon got into me!" - Refrigerator replied.
"Did he really eat all food alone?" - owner did not believe.
"Of course it's him, who else!" - Refrigerator confirmed.
Hearing this answer, the owner thought hard.

The reader must be frozen in anticipation,
When the sword of vengeance falls on the Raccoon.
But fear God, people, are you really that bloodthirsty?
Let Raccoon run into his forest and remain unharmed.

"Is this not a dream?" - exclaimed the owner. -
"Am I really talking to Refrigerator?
What will be next? I'll start playing poker with toaster
And then I confess my love to washing machine?
Maybe I should stop taking drugs?
What do you think of that, Refrigerator?"

Refrigerator wanted to say something,
But then decided that in this situation
It would be more prudent to remain silent.



The original text was written by me in Russian. I haven't studied English systematically so the translation may not be ideal. The main work was done by Google Translate, I just corrected obvious absurdities, where I noticed them and where I did not confuse them with brilliant insights.